Testicular prosthetic implants for de-sexed pets
Maybe I missed something crucial when I had my cats desexed. I never considered that maybe my boys wanted to keep their “man”-hood and get these.
I can’t string a sentence together about these, so here’s the first paragraph from the Neuticles web site:
Patented Neuticles are testicular implants for pets. Neuticles are available for canines, felines, equine, bulls or any pet which is neutered. Neuticles should be implanted when the pet is neutered – but can be implanted years afterwards in most cases.
On their web site they have a series of videos showing how the procedure takes place.
Seriously.
The, ahem, balls themselves just look like jelly beans. I wasn’t sure what I was expecting them to look like – but it wasn’t jelly beans, that’s for sure.

I will never be able to look at jellybeans the same way ever again.
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Can I just use jellybeans?
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Defies belief really. o.O
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What has been seen cannot be unseen.
Did any of you watch the video? I think that’s what made me sick o.O lol
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These came out when I was still working as a vet nurse. We were all completely disturbed by the rep’s presentation.
Seriously, who is so attached to their pet’s balls that they would insist on getting fake ones put in after the pet had been de-sexed?
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