That's Noice!

When I first saw these, I thought they were a Not Noice post waiting to happen. But the more I look at them, I think I like!

The Barbie Jewellery is the work of US Artist Margaux Lange.

She has been making jewellery in this series for about 10 years. It is made of hand-fabricated sterling silver, plastics and hand-pigmented resins.

Seems all body parts get a look in, Face, lips, eyes, hands, boobs..even butts and Ken’s abs. I wonder if she has much luck with romance? Surely taking people back to her place, stuffed with Barbie body parts could be a little off putting?

Certainly would be a great conversational piece.

 Check out her site Margaux Lange and Etsy Store

Have recently been looking for knick knacky type things to fill a new expdeit bookcase.

I think I have found THE perfect thing, I want one of each! What do you think, or they not your thing?

These wonderful figurines are by UK artist Jessica Harrison, check out her other pieces.

Oh, but it’s a Gentleman’s Willy Care Kit.

I guess it’s the gift for the man who has everything?

Except an unmanicured man garden?

The Willy Care Kit Contains:

• Styling Shears
• Sprucing Mirror
• Fluffing Brush
• Evening Wear Silver Jewellery
• All intimate essentials are inside a stylish and handy leather look case

[Amazon UK]

We’ve shown you some weird and not-so-weird iPhone cases and covers here on That’s Noice before, but I think these ones make me feel ill:

Bento box, anyone?

How about something that looks like a hash brown?

I think it’s the bacon and egg that’s really got my stomach churning:

[Strapya World]

Just quietly, I don’t think I’d get much running done if I wore this thing:

US$28.75 + US$35.49 shipping (!!!) to Australia = US$64.24. Hmm, sadly not really worth the price unless it’s for a REALLY spesh occasion…

[SHEfinds]

I don’t know about you guys, but while I’m glad it’s Friday, I’ve had a brilliant week.

How was yours?

Here’s something that belongs in the Not Noice! category to gee you up: beer that’s served in a rodent. Yes, that’s what I said:

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Have a great weekend, you guys!

Check out this baby, it has everything you could want in an iPhone cover o.O

Delicious noms, some bulk to make it easy to hold on to, and if you drop your phone and I am sure the said delicious noms with provide great protection. Sure, you won’t be able to fit it in your pocket, and you may have an issue with people trying to eat your phone, but the pros far out weigh the cons….surely?

It really IS an iPhone cover, I know it doesn’t look it…but take my word for it ;)

Available from Candy Deco for $50US, there are a few other colour schemes and designs to choose from, if that one isn’t quite your style.

Most definitely one for the Not Noice files!

I really don’t know what to say.

Except: huh?

Bakon Vodka

This stuff is actually for sale. In the ‘States, of course.

I hope they never release this in Australia.

Do they really think that instead of drinking a Bloody Mary, that we’re going to want to drink a porcine version… a Bakon Mary???

No really, Vodka people, we don’t need this kind of thing to be available for sale.

The thought of drinking it makes me feel ill.

You?

You can wax, dye and shape your hair…down there. You can vajazzlise (thanks so much Jennifer Love Hewitt for the TMI of the decade!)

So you would be forgiven for thinking there isn’t much left to do by way of primping and pampering for your girlie bits, but you would be wrong…SO very wrong.

My New Pink Button is a temporary dye to restore the youthful pink colour back to your labia.

OMGWTFBBQ? Who thinks of this shit, I mean srsly? o.O Thank ceiling cat there are no product demo pictures on the site.

First the came iPad, now we have the iTampon…

*groan*

I know, I know, we are all sick of the feminine hygiene product related jokes surrounding the big iPad announcement yesterday. I know I am.

I for one love the idea and can’t wait to get my hands on one.

But the iPad isn’t shipping for months, and maybe you can’t wait that long? Well, you can make yourself your very own iTampon!

All you need is 50 tampons, some hot glue and a little bit of crazy and you’re set to go.

I must admit, while it is very disturbing it’s quite detailed isn’t it?

Maybe you would like to check out some of the other tampon craft projects… though I would strongly suggest that you don’t o.O

It’s a good thing you can’t get this necklace shipped to Australia from the US store Supermarket HQ:

Although, at first, I thought it was the Transformers logo. Am I the only one??

Shuellas, no..they have nothing at all to do with 101 Dalmations. Shuellas are umbrellas for your shoes.

No, really they are. Shuellas are a rubber a waterproof boot that you can secure over your shoes to protect them nasty weather.

Each pair comes with a carry pouch and towel, and they’re available in hot pink or black.

Avialable from Latest Buy on sale for $79 o.O or you can get the direct from Shuellas…if you are so inclined for around $50US

I’m not one to keep up with the current goings on in the pop world, but I at least knew that Britney Spears was touring Australia when I got a surprise email last week asking if I’d like to go and see Ms Spears at Acer Arena. For Free. As a guest of Acer in their corporate box. With free food and drink.

HELLO!

I felt a bit out of place schmoozing with tech industry-types and Acer staffers, but everyone was really friendly and all slightly nasty about Britney ;)

I was too distracted by the excitement to take a photo of the room we got to hang out in before the show – the dips, party pies, mini quiches and free drink kept me occupied! Then they handed out Magnum icecreams and my night was made!

It was really weird to watch DJ Havana Brown, the support act (who was excellent, and I’ve since bought her latest album), but hardly hear her from behind the sound-proofed glass. We opened the door so we could hear her and almost popped an eardrum!

We eventually scoffed all the party pies and settled into our seats – so roomy, I had to lean over to talk to Gus, my buddy for the night.

Britney’s side-kicks for the night were a Circus troupe – and an amazing troupe at that! The highlight was a trampolining superstar – who had NO legs whatsoever. Confronting to watch at first, but she flew through the air like nobody’s business. I also loved the girl doing beam work with no matt:

And then there was Britney:

Yes, she mimed. She spoke a grand total of 3 sentences to the audience over the course of the show. Her dancing was pretty average. Without her backup dancer and circus troupe, it would have been a shit show. To be honest, if I’d paid even the $100 for the cheapest seats at Acer Arena, I’d feel ripped off.

But for all her faults, her genuine fans clearly loved it and I enjoyed the overall experience, as craptacular as Britney was.

Thanks to Lucy and all the Acer staff (whose-names-I’ve-forgotten-already) for letting me gatecrash their event! And biggest thanks to Gus for being my buddy for the night!

Just when you thought the interwebs had run out of original ideas.

Meet Handerpants. Y-fronts for your mitts. Undies for your paws. Oh dear:

They could very well have practical applications, but LOOK AT THEM! Hillarious. And check out the video and photos on the Handerpants website. Good for a laugh, that’s for sure!

Orders are taken by Archie McPhee, and they’re not exactly easy to buy if you’re not in the States. But it looks like it CAN be done… you’d just have to be very keen to make the effort!

This. Is. The Chrissy Skin Rug.

And I am so completly grossed out right now. Disturbing, yes?

It’s an artwork by Chrissy Conant, and if you go to that link you can read her thoughts on the creation and reasoning behind this. Basically, she laid on the floor and had a cast made of herself, becoming the basis of the finish product.

Maybe this is a new take on the bear-skin rug?? I’m just hoping that the trend doesn’t go mainstream.

It won’t, right??

I could thank my friend Amanda for bringing this disturbance into my life. Maybe not “thank”. Perhaps “acknowledge”. lol

This mug is a bit TOO creepy, even for me!

I’m thinking that this would be huge on the goth and emo circuit, though ;)

The MollaSpace website boasts that the mugs are individually hard carved in Taiwan (um, okay) and sells for US$24.00 (convert).

International shipping is offered, but prices aren’t listed and seems to be at their discretion (“all [international] orders are subject for review”).

I’m guessing you’d have to drink from this mug backwards so the teeth are facing away from you so you don’t dribble your coffee/hot chocolate.

Cause, you know, that would be really gross. lol